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Airports pt2

People at airports amaze me at how stupid they are. For example there was a late 20’s women in front of me in her trendy bcbg j-lo running suit (with tacky underwear lines) but that’s besides the point. So were waiting in line for security and she sends her oversized “pink” duffle through and what do you know, bam water bottle. In an age of today you really should know better then to bring a huge ass water bottle on the plane, she then responds with “oh I forgot I had that”. Sure you did lady sure you did. She wasn’t even the worst one though. There was another women (go figure) in her early 40’s who tried to bring through an unopened pepsi and an arisol can of sunscreen. Did she really think “oh this won’t be an issue, ill hide it under my babooshka, they’ll never see it with their x-ray machines.” Their x-ray machines lady they see through stuff, and everyone wonder why it takes so long to get through security. People are idoits, I need a private jet. The last thing I ever want to be is stopped and searched because I don’t feel like getting my oil changed if you get what I’m saying.